Cold hands, warm shart.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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