I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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