I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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