The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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