HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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