So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
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