And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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