:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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