But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Girls should come with a carfax report
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Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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