You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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