Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
