Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
