Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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