i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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