3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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