...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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