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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
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you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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