They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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