none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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