i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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