Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
We are two peas in an std pod
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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