Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Randomize
