he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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