would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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