i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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