Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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