Buhtt sex?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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