No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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