The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Drake has all the answers
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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