This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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