someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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