he shaved USA in his pubs
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
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