is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I believe in your delicious
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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