Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
They took my balls.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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