it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i will never coherently bang her
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
be right there i have to get my cape
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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