found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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