normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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