I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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