So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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