Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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