Michael Bay diarrhea
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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