When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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