Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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