it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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