perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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