its not stalking. its research.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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