escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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