More tranny stories later!
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
