I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Randomize