Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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