What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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