I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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