The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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