Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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