Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My cat gives me a boner
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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