While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
